Link ▶️ One moment, I'm going to help them strategize a bit.Link ▶️ The only wrong choice is all the ones that aren't the one I'm thinking of.Link ▶️ Now remember, there are almost no wrong choices here.Link ▶️ Technically announcers aren't SUPPOSED to judge you for your selection of hero, but honestly I've never been much for rules.Link ▶️ Go ahead and pick, I'll just be here not judging you.Link ▶️ Dire's turn to make all the wrong choices.Link ▶️ Radiant's turn to royally screw it up.Link ▶️ Their turn to choose, patience please.One vs One and other possible future game modes Link ▶️ u Today we'll be playing single draft.Link ▶️ u Today we'll be playing reverse captains.Link ▶️ u Today we'll be playing random draft.Link ▶️ r Today we'll be playing mid only.Link ▶️ u Today we'll be playing easy mode.Link ▶️ r Today we'll be playing deathmatch.Link ▶️ u Today we'll be playing captains mode.Link ▶️ r Today we'll be playing captains draft.Link ▶️ r Today we'll be playing all random.Link ▶️ r Today we'll be playing all pick.Link ▶️ u Today we'll be playing ability draft.Link ▶️ Welcome to Counterstrike! BOOM HEADSHOT! followupģ% chance, only for the same modes as above, during certain daytimes.Link ▶️ Welcome, to the dense and impenetrable web of systemic bullshit we collectively refer to as Dota.Link ▶️ Behold, as always, the majesty of DIGITAL SPORTS! followupġ% chance, only for the same modes as above.Link ▶️ Welcome! To the sequel to a video game! followup.Link ▶️ Welcome to Dota 2, the prequel to Dota 3: Return to Dota.Link ▶️ Wait wait wait! Don't start without me! Okay, yes yes, I'm here! We can start now! followup.Link ▶️ Oh you're back! Everyone's been saying they missed you! B-…wait, they were here just a moment ago…where did everyone go? followup.Link ▶️ Oh you're NOT dead? I didn't know there were other reasons people stopped playing Dota.Link ▶️ Oh I'm so glad you're back, there's been a failure-shaped hole in my heart ever since you left.Link ▶️ Aha, I knew you would be back.Link ▶️ Welcome to Dota 2, hope you're ready to get meta.

It would be a long time before Stanley stopped playing Dota. Link ▶️ Welcome! Once again! To DIGITAL SPORTS! followup.Link ▶️ Hello, you are now playing DIGITAL SPORTS! followup.

Link ▶️ Good to see you weren't discouraged by your performance last time, I know I was.

Link ▶️ Oh good, you're back! It's been too long since I bathed in human misery.

50% chance, only for All Pick, Least Played, Limited Heroes and Mid Only

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